Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes

How often do you wank?
How many grains of sand are on the planet?

Where do you wish you were right now?
right here thanks!

Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
yep, an we got engaged :roll: 15 year olds!

Do you have any guilt inside of you?
I try not to, but occasionally yes.

Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Er yes, lots... mainly my sister though. But I tend towards strong emotions so it's not really a surprise!

Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
Um, a smell, is more memorable.

How and when do you imagine you are going to die?
How: dunno. When: prob when I get er old, and bored...

Do you think love is forever?
depends.

What is your worst fear for your future?
Ergh! I try not to make plans, so fears are sort of general, like being torn apart by crocodiles type thing... though would be pretty upset if Fable 2 was put back again...

Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
No. Like: yes, my eyes, but love is a pretty strong word!

Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
What about? My sofa is made from bergonias.

Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
Prob not if actually realised that they could hear, but wouldn't give a toss if found out afterwards.

What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
Absolutely no idea. It just comes naturally.

How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
Maybe about the sofa... but how would you prove it?! mwahahahaha!