Boiler: silent
Water: Hot!
Leaks: 0
Strange smell: yes 
Done the washing up: Nope!
Sat around playing WoW: yes but also some Kings Quest 
Number of remainig cup cakes after yesterdays shop: 0 (out of 4)
Shoulder still good: yeees, only occasional twangs
Housework: um, maybe later
Mouse still double r clicking: yep, but did have a look at it and it wouldn't disassemble
Spellchecker: why bother I have typos anyway so even if was spelling bee champion of the world I'd still cock it up 
Plans for today: plans? oh the photogenic stuff *looks out of window* light rain I wouldn't mind, but that's taking the piss! Yesterday I was in the mood for outness and was thwarted, and today I'm not in the mood, so I should find myself having to go out into the cold dank world 
Healthy eating: mimimal. have fruit yes, and nuts, but seem to be alternating between healthy and crisps! bananananana, crisps, sammich, crisps, almond raisin grape medly, crisps, lolly, crisps. meh! will try to be strong today, but that might mean washing up... 