1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. Now ask me if there are any I wouldn't.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Depends, usually morning/afternoon, but with proper *cough* stimulation I'm quite happy at night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Middle. Or left. Or right. But mainly middle.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, where do I sign up?
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes...
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not so much, It's never as good as my imagination.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive.
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Which kind of love are we speaking about here?
9. Would you choose love or money?
Erm... Money, but not if I have to marry to get it. So, my own money not someone elses.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
There's one slightly wibbley spring bu- oh, right... um? It's difficult to have favorites when you like so many...
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope. Do I have one?
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*blink* Singapore? Twas my honeymoon after all!
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Carpark in full view of the camera *snerk* and possibly the road...
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes, that's what bars are for isn't it?
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes. See above.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. I actually watch films, anyone trying anything like that when I'm watching a film better be okay with me calling them the main actor's name.
19. Where is number 19?
I don't know, I had to put it in.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes? Oh you mean bathroom other than the bath or shower, still yes.
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. *shuts up*
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
23. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. Strangely they don't get a lot of use.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Erm... yes.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. Why would I be calling their name? That's just asking for trouble!
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes. Why? Are you Bill Clinton?
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
Anything involving er sex. Oh fine, probably doggy.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
The vagina monologues. (This is a blatant lie, as I haven't seen or read them.)
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No 
30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week?
The bored and/or lustful ones.